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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde, 10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900
Erse dramatist and author |
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author |
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson, 10/23/1925 - 01/23/2005
US comedian |
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Max Kaufman, -
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001
English humorist & science fiction novelist |
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director |
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965
British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate |
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West, 08/17/1893 - 11/22/1980
US-actress, playwright, screenwriter, and sex symbol |
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The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy, 04/12/1947 -
US author and novelist |
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The road to success is always under construction.
Anonymous, -
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